Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Operation: Human Anatomy Review

Greetings friend or foe,

MSU Black has a couple tasks for you all:

1.) Find your balls. They are located between your legs. If all you find is an empty sac, please go chug Poodle Messiah c0ck and have fun knowing that you're sub-boy or possibly even sub-human. Note: All women are excused from this task. MSU Black loves beautiful women. Men (and beautiful women) don't sit back and watch wrongdoings prevail; boys and poodles do.

2.) Find your backbone. It is the main support structure for your body, located behind all your vital organs (it doesn't have your back, it is your back). Jellyfish (and other invertebrates) are disallowed here on MSU Black, as are the p^ssies who would rather be bent over and taken advantage of my the long dicks of the unjust than to stand up tall and display a smidgen of pride and self-respect. In other words, if you feel like you're receiving a raging romping by the royal runaround, you definitely are ("If there is no doubt, there is no doubt" now means something doesn't it?). How many heinous atrocities will you witness and how many unanswered messages of woe will you send before you come to the realization that sitting back and hoping for something to change will not accomplish anything? Mind your posture and stand up tall.

It's time to separate the poodles from the wolves. Join (MSU Black) or make like a jellyfish and float off to the deep blue abyss where there will be weeping and the gnashing of shark teeth.


Rice or be riced,
MSU Black

Monday, February 15, 2010

Operation: Gold to Black

Damn the torpedos!

MSU Black is alive and kicking. It's time to get aboard and fight for what's yours. The pillars of the sordid temple that is the MSU team will crumble to the dirt below to be forever forgotten. Fight for what's right. Go Black.

Full speed ahead!

MSU Black